Ah boobs, is there anything they can’t do? We all know that to succeed in show business, you might need to show a bit of skin at some time or another, but some women do it better/more than others though. Here’s our Top Ten 10 Celebrities known for their bigger than average boobs.
Looking back at her acting career (Baywatch, V.I.P., Barb Wire and other crap), one can’t help but think that her bigger-than-average breasts have contributed to her success, because let’s be honest, she can’t act for shit. Canada’s most recognized sex-icon has appeared in Playboy more times than Lindsay Lohan’s trips to rehab. Chances are that Pamela Anderson will remain in the “Google Most Queried Terms” for the next couple of years.
2. Anna Nicole Smith
Anna Nicole Smith was an American sex symbol who gained popularity in Playboy, becoming the 1993 Playmate of the Year. She married oil tycoon J. Howard Marshall who was 63 years older than her. When the “very happy man” died, her claim for his inheritance reached the U.S. Supreme Court. She died of an overdose of prescription drugs 6 months after the death of her own son. A truly sad and pathetic story.
3. Katie Price
Her topless pictorials instantly shot Katie Price into the public limelight. Her personal life is constantly criticized by British tabloids and celebrity-based magazines; when you have breasts the size of Australia, chances are that you can kiss your private life goodbye. We highly recommend that you look for her Playboy pictorial… it is EPIC material.
4. Heidi Montag
Heidi Montag first appeared in the MTV reality series The Hills, back when she had normal-sized breasts. The fame of Hollywood made her completely mad and she has had more surgeries than Michael Jackson. She now has a ridiculous G cup and claims that she is “desperate to go back to a normal life” and “downgrading and going a little smaller, to a D or a double D”. We would also recommend a lobotomy.
5. Dolly Parton
The association of breasts with Parton’s public image is illustrated in the naming of Dolly the sheep after her, since the sheep was cloned from a cell taken from an adult ewe’s mammary gland. When Dolly Parton was asked whether she minded being an eponym in this way, she joked, “No, there’s no such thing as baa-ad publicity”.
6. Jodie Marsh
Jodie Marsh is a British glamour model / media personality that gained fame when she appeared in the Reality TV series Essex Wives. Although the show was utterly boring, Marsh made a name for herself by making the front cover of every tabloid in the UK, often with little or no clothes on. The good news is that you can mute her when she’s on TV.
7. Coco Austin
Coco Austin has huge attributes both in the front and in the trunk. Seriously, her ass is rounder that earth’s curvature! Rapper/Failed-Actor Ice-T clearly married her for her personality, not because she’s a walking sex toy.
8. Sabrina Sabrok
Sabrina Sabrok is an Argentinean television host who decided that bigger was better. We don’t agree with her on that one. Bigger is not better when you become a massive ambulatory circus. Her breasts are estimated to weigh a stunning 40 pounds, so boys make sure you had enough protein before… well… you know…
9. Christina Hendricks
Christina Hendricks was apparently named “2010 Sexiest woman in the world” by the Esquire magazine female readers… yes, even women would like their chance at that big bosom. We liked her as a blond; we now adore her as a red hair. Please marry us.
10. Cassandra Peterson (Elvira)
Cassandra Peterson is best known for her horror hostess personage of Elvira Mistress of the Dark. She gained fame mostly because of her cleavage-enhancing black gown. Peterson was cited in the Guinness Book of World Records for being the youngest showgirl in Las Vegas history; we cite her as being one of the oldest women to still give us a boner.